tegan arrowspear

fairycosmos

i hate applying for jobs because the employers are always like: do you enjoy working in a stressful environment???? do you strive for unobtainable standards of perfection???? are you good at dealing with people that make you feel extremely uncomfortable??? do you mind losing real hours of your life in order to make minimum wage?? are you a fan of capitalism??? do you love selling your soul just so you can afford to live???

lesbianlena

me: i like this thing!
my brain: excellent, it’s your reason to live now. you won’t be able to think about anything else for a few days, weeks or even months. talking about virtually anything else will be a nightmare, but so will be talking about The Thing, because no one shares your level of enthusiasm. have fun!

Hello, it’s me, your friendly neighborhood weirdo.

I can’t believe I made the mistake of hooking up with someone at work after I broke up with A and now every week day is a series of narrowly missed awkward encounters. MISTAKE.

warm and happy.